Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make it wag its tail.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
I've reached the age when 'happy hour' is a nap.
Do you realize that in 40 years we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? And rap music will be 'the Golden Oldies'!
Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
2 comments:
Those made me giggle
Good, aren't they? Glad you enjoyed them.
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