Aphorisms

Aphorism: a short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth.    Here are a few:


A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Why is it that at a class reunion you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Scratch a cat ... ... ... and you will have a permanent job.

No one ever says 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.